A Basque in Boise

Looking for a Groupon skin treatment deal

Amazing how thick it’s gotten in only two years. It started as a joke among friends, but this rhinoceros skin has become so heavy it’s hard to breath sometimes. It’s itchy, uncomfortable, and it makes me so hot I can hardly stand it. On the other hand, it’s water-repellent, so everything pretty much slides. That’s quite the advantage, and one of the reasons why I keep it on. The main one, however, is that I’ve tried removing it a couple of times, but I can’t find the fucking zipper.

I guess it’s fine I can’t. By the look of things, I’ll always need it.

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