I’d been at the gym for about half an hour working my butt off (I’m hoping literally), when this girl came in and kinda ruined it for me. You know, one of those girls that make you either add 20 reps and ten pounds to your biceps set, or give up exercising altogether because face it, what’s the point? Any probability of guys looking at you has now plummeted all the way to zero. I don’t think she was much older than 25, but I’m pretty sure she’d already had her boobs done. I know how those look when you exercise.
She gets a bench, puts one knee up, leans forward, and starts working on her triceps, up and down, up and down, with a pretty nice size free weight. Her iPod is stuck between her shirt and her chest, and try as I may, I can’t look away. I’m shocked. That right there should tell you just how bad (or good, I guess it depends on how you look at it, and believe me, you’d have been looking at it) it was. So I think the hell I’m looking away, her nipple looks like it’s going to jump out of that tank top any second now and I’m not missing it. It didn’t happen, but it was this close.
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