A Basque in Boise

Twelve signs you’re PMS-ing

  1. You have to call Roseanne once again to ask her to loan you her pants.
  2. They still don’t fit.
  3. You so don’t give a shit that you gave up chocolate for Lent.
  4. Thank you for calling FastLaser Printer technical support group. Shut up, restart the f****ng thing and call back later if you still have a problem.
  5. You get moved by Children of the Corn.
  6. “Do these pants make me look fat?” “You’re just saying that so I don’t get upset. Coward.”
  7. “Do these pants make me look fat?” “Well, not like your six-pack is at the front of the fridge either. Asshole.”
  8. All of a sudden you get Dexter. Except your code is more lax, as in it includes everybody.
  9. After talking to you, the instructor for your Anger Management class is now “RawFury” on WWE.
  10. Thank you for calling FastLaser Printer technical support group. It didn’t work? Well then unplug the goddamn thing and plug back in. Hell no, I am not transferring you to someone else. What do you think this is, speed dating?
  11. Life sucks.
  12. You cry your way through a George W. Bush speech. On second thought, you don’t have to be PMS-ing for that.

I guess this is more like 11 signs you’re PMS-ing then. No, I’m not changing the title. You got a problem with that?

(Photo from http://mszigzag.typepad.com).

Thanks for passing by: ↓

Maria Jesusl Ainhoa Ysabel Bilbao Steven Roosevelt Diana Mark Bieter Conchi

11 thoughts on “Twelve signs you’re PMS-ing

  1. facebook_steven.roosevelt

    To the tune of “Every Thing is Beautiful, sing:

    “Everything is Endocrine, in it’s own way…..”

  2. facebook_steven.roosevelt

    To the tune of “Every Thing is Beautiful, sing:

    “Everything is Endocrine, in it’s own way…..”

  3. Diana

    I’m reading through this and I think, well, haven’t I read this before? HAHAHAHA. I’m still laughing like an idiot at #5. And, PMS or not, I am always ready for some Mommy-little-helper anacin. Or anything…

  4. Diana

    I’m reading through this and I think, well, haven’t I read this before? HAHAHAHA. I’m still laughing like an idiot at #5. And, PMS or not, I am always ready for some Mommy-little-helper anacin. Or anything…

  5. Diana

    I have no idea why I said that three months ago, but I have to be consistent with myself and say it again.

  6. Diana

    I have no idea why I said that three months ago, but I have to be consistent with myself and say it again.

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