- You have to call Roseanne once again to ask her to loan you her pants.
- They still don’t fit.
- You so don’t give a shit that you gave up chocolate for Lent.
- Thank you for calling FastLaser Printer technical support group. Shut up, restart the f****ng thing and call back later if you still have a problem.
- You get moved by Children of the Corn.
- “Do these pants make me look fat?” “You’re just saying that so I don’t get upset. Coward.”
- “Do these pants make me look fat?” “Well, not like your six-pack is at the front of the fridge either. Asshole.”
- All of a sudden you get Dexter. Except your code is more lax, as in it includes everybody.
- After talking to you, the instructor for your Anger Management class is now “RawFury” on WWE.
- Thank you for calling FastLaser Printer technical support group. It didn’t work? Well then unplug the goddamn thing and plug back in. Hell no, I am not transferring you to someone else. What do you think this is, speed dating?
- Life sucks.
- You cry your way through a George W. Bush speech. On second thought, you don’t have to be PMS-ing for that.
I guess this is more like 11 signs you’re PMS-ing then. No, I’m not changing the title. You got a problem with that?
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