I heard it on KBOI…

Heresy

I started chuckling to myself this morning when I heard on the radio about the 11-year-old boy in Pennsylvania who decided that urinating on several computers sitting on a cart somewhere in his Elementary school would be loads of fun. I abruptly stopped once I heard the computers were a bunch of MacBooks totaling $36,000.

Somehow, I’d assumed these were Windows machines, in which case not only do I understand the little boy’s urge, but I totally agree  with him. There have been many times when I too wanted to destroy those things, although I think I would have probably used a different method to do it. There is just something very unflattering about a girl squatting to do her business, even if she’s relieving herself on a bunch of PCs loaded with Windows Vista.

Looks like this kid will be spending some time at the Cumberland County Juvenile Probation Department, like he deserves. If peeing on a cart full of MacBooks is not a crime, I don’t know what is.

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