A Basque in Boise

Chick-Fil-A

Everyone is all up in arms about Chick-Fil-A backing traditional and opposing gay marriage. I’m all for gays tying the knot, why should they miss out on the joys of a future divorce? But I’m not here to talk about suffering today.

Even worse than the chain’s president’s statement is the name of the chain itself: Chick-Fil-A? Really? I was in a hurry the first time I saw the article so I read the headline and I thought, “good for lesbians”. Man, was I ever off!

I won’t go to that restaurant out of principle, let them come up with a respectable name, like Hooters, Fuddrucker’s or Chuck-A-Rama. Actually, Chuck-A-Rama sucks too, but they’re open on Sundays and their food choices are varied. Because there is more to life than just chicken.

Thanks for passing by: ↓

Diana Steven Roosevelt Mark Bieter

7 thoughts on “Chick-Fil-A

  1. Diana

    It took me a while to understand how to pronounce that god awful name. The moment I imagined Sarah Palin reading it, that’s when it clicked!

  2. Diana

    It took me a while to understand how to pronounce that god awful name. The moment I imagined Sarah Palin reading it, that’s when it clicked!

  3. Mark Bieter

    You obviously have never been to the fil-A, because you would be speaking very differently if you had tried one of their unforgettable sandwiches. Can’t everybody just get along and can’t I just enjoy my Chick-fil-A without guilt?

  4. Mark Bieter

    You obviously have never been to the fil-A, because you would be speaking very differently if you had tried one of their unforgettable sandwiches. Can’t everybody just get along and can’t I just enjoy my Chick-fil-A without guilt?

  5. Diana

    Reading those reviews makes me want to be gay. And it’s even outrageous, because it makes me want to get married!!

  6. Diana

    Reading those reviews makes me want to be gay. And it’s even outrageous, because it makes me want to get married!!

  7. Henar Chico

    What? I’m ok with turning gay, whatever, but dude! No way I’m eating a marriage-inducing chicken sandwich! You definitely need to set apart some Chico time, you’re going soft.

  8. Henar Chico

    What? I’m ok with turning gay, whatever, but dude! No way I’m eating a marriage-inducing chicken sandwich! You definitely need to set apart some Chico time, you’re going soft.

  9. Diana

    I think I’ll settle with the chicken sandwich and the sex. Marriage can wait. I’m still good ol’ me.

  10. Diana

    I think I’ll settle with the chicken sandwich and the sex. Marriage can wait. I’m still good ol’ me.

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