Sucking is not always a bad thing
Unless you don’t know how to do it, that is. Lucky for you, there is now a class that you can take to learn how to suck better, thus improving the relationship with your man. The good news is the affordability of the class, 75 Euros for three and a half hours, which includes all the necessary supplies to learn about oral sex. Did you know there are about 50 techniques? I was blown away. Obviously, I have never been trained in the art of sucking. The bad news, however, is that the class takes place in Russia, which kind of offsets the cost, but in the wrong way.
(I checked for April’s Fool Day in September anywhere, but I couldn’t find anything).
Now, if someone organized a course to teach guys how to text back in a timely manner, or simply text back, let’s not go overboard here, I’m pretty sure that couples would live happily ever after.
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Sucking is, most of the time, an art… texting is way too easy to compare.
Most guys suck at it. Texting.
I suck at it… I also do well with texting.
Hahahaha!
I know a straight man in Chicago who took a class like this just for fun. He then went back and shared all of his knowledge with his straight female friends who were too embarrassed to take the class themselves. What a nice guy, huh? Very brave.
Really?? I’d love to hear about his experience!