I don’t think I’ve ever been more exhausted in my life than when I was pregnant with my daughter and already taking care of a little boy. Just looking for a babysitter felt like trying to climb up Mountain Everest. I used to daydream about what I’d do if I laid(?) my hands on David Beckham. I’d open the door, hand him my son, his diapers, his wipes, his feeding bottle and his baby food, and I’d tell him to take his time. I’d watch my Honda Odyssey drive away and I’d head straight to the bedroom for the longest nap in history. (I want to make it totally clear that I no longer own that god-awful mommy wagon. Sometimes I think the real reason why I didn’t go downtown more often was to save myself the embarrassment of people thinking I was a soccer mom.)
Apparently, other pregnant girls have similar desires and Amy, from the Pregnant Chicken blog, decided to do something about it. She noticed that people searching for “pregnant lady porn” would end up on her site and used it to her advantage. Even though her blog is probably not what these people have in mind when they type their dirty, dirty-minded search (I remember one time in Chicago when this guy commented on my good looks; I was 7 months pregnant and I almost hurled), it got her thinking that pregnant ladies should have their very own candy to look at. I have to say, Amy has done a pretty good job. I mean, I’m not even pregnant (god-forbid) and I can’t step away from her site.
People search for the weirdest things. As you know, I love finding out what people search for that takes them to my blog. I enjoy seeing names of people I recognize (except for Diego Forlán, I officially hate him), even my own name has shown up a couple of times. Yesterday, someone from Boise searched for “shit basque girls say” on Yahoo. What does that even mean? Like what do we say in Basque? What our thoughts are in general? Sadly, and even though I have all kinds of ways for people to get in touch with me, I didn’t hear from this particular person. Hopefully they fell in love with a Basque in Boise, will return, see this post, and clear it all up for us.
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